今度は何？ペンネアラビアタはどう？

We'd like to Thank butter, for being fatty and versatile. I mean, you can use it for almost any imaginable fucking thing known to man! We'd like to thank all those child laborers in the tHird world countries for making Excellent quality guitar strings, in spite of terrible working conditions. And those guys cutting down the world's dwindling forests in order to harVest wood for drum stIcks. You know, working out there in those terribly Damp rain forests. That's tough shit, you know! You can gEt all sorts of unknOwn diseases, and your mind can fragment and fall to tIny pieces from being isolated from people over long periods of time... And your bulldozer's roaring monster V12 engine can screw up, hundredS of fucking miles away from the local garage with diluted diesel fuel and fake Wunderbaums, yOu know! And then what you gonna do? Huh? What yoU gonna do? You'd have to pull out a Philips screeeewdriver, and get your hands dirty. The spoon in your swiss army knife ain'T gonna help you, that's for sure!

"and... but... also... a new car!" And a members' site. That's right! And it's still probably not too late to sign up. Maybe.

Kill those evil aliens!

There's still a bit of red in there
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... "With whips and chains and hand grenades". Or maybe a chainsaw. Or utilize a used up roll of toilet paper in ways hitherto unbeknownst to man.

A new video and a members' site are being launched in less then three days! Ohmagod! There's hardly enough time to sign up using the box below!

Hangin' out in the new studio

Spotlights. Are they really the most important feature of any studio?
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Drudge. Really? Is it really him? And if it really is him, does he really look better than ever?
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Smoke machine. This photo also does not really prove that we sometimes don't wear those stupid fuckin' masks. But are they really all that stupid? And why the hell do we waste time playing around with smoke machines? Shouldn't we be focusing on making some goddamn music?
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Our new studio is very, very close to actually being completely completed. In celebration of this, we did some celebrating last weekend. All fourteen members of It's the End were gathered in that same studio for the very first time, and the photos that accompany this blog post were taken to commemorate this event.

What secret clues do you think that they reveal?

Speaking of clues. At the moment of writing this, only one week is remaining until the countdown has counted down. So sign up to our mailing list! Sign up! Sign up now! We're launching a new video and a members' site simultaneously! Can you believe it? You can sign up using the box below.

Now, what's that goddamn countdown all about anyway?

Less red
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Right about now that goddamn countdown at itstheend.com is stating that some imaginable thing is maybe not going to happen roughly two weeks from now. Are we trying to predict The End™, as so many crazy religious people have tried to do throughout known history? Are we just very fond of writing little pieces of JavaScript to annoy our fans? Are we going to make something publicly available for everyone to maybe not enjoy?

The third option seems the most likely, right?

We're also trying to annoy our fans with signing up on our mailing list these days. The fans that let themselves get duped into giving away their precious e-mail address will be rewarded with access to exclusive digital material.

Is nothing ever free? Not really.